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" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
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by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012
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"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.
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Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.
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