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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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half past ur mom

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "
by martha July 21, 2005
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Half past the monkey's ass

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.
" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012
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half a s'more

When making s'mores and you don't have any chocolate you have only half a s'more
I got the graham crackers and the marshmallows but dammit I forgot the chocolate. I guess we'll have half a s'more.
by MunkySox June 3, 2004
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Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.
You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009
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Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.
"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.
by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023
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grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.
When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!
by Barista May 19, 2014
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