n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.
Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).
Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).
I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!
by Anthony Sheppard November 7, 2010
Get the Haiku-ka-choomug. Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.
by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008
Get the peppermint patty haikumug. A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.
A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as
"it just doesn't have a KU."
A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as
"it just doesn't have a KU."
"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
Get the Haiku haikuha ikuhamug. fucking retard whos hits the worst trickshots ive ever seen. Not only is he weird but he loves smelling farts and kissing guys
by grog flod September 9, 2021
Get the Haikumug. There is no rhyme or reason to what a person has said. Basically meaning the person doesn’t make sense.
Sam: “Have you ever wondered what it’s like to eat skittles underwater”
Matt: “You’re acting like a Haiku”
Matt: “You’re acting like a Haiku”
by Marterproductions June 1, 2025
Get the Haikumug. "Straight to the point like Haikus"
by LSCA March 10, 2022
Get the Haikusmug. The earth that the goddess loathed,
And which she protected way back,
Eventually outlasts her lifespans.
~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
And which she protected way back,
Eventually outlasts her lifespans.
~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
by Anonymuse the Greatest Lord January 2, 2022
Get the The Khatlan Haikumug.