Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas
in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!
And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas
in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!
And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.
Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!
Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.
Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 21, 2019
Get the Pauline (the haiku) mug.similar to naughty little rhymes (if this wasn't published, just follow along,) naughty haiku uses the classic japanese poem structure combined with good old American sex-obsession to create a new art form. The form of a haiku is always as follows-
first line=five syllables
second line=seven syllables
third line=five syllables
-so now just add some semi-pornographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku!
first line=five syllables
second line=seven syllables
third line=five syllables
-so now just add some semi-pornographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku!
here some examples of naughty haiku-
her bosom heaving,
jiggling, as she runs away
from me, down the road.
sometimes i stare out
from my window, watching her
as she trims her bush.
gee, i didn't know
she was only fifteen, sir.
off to jail with me.
the couple wriggled
and writhed, moaning in passion;
then the tape ran out.
her bosom heaving,
jiggling, as she runs away
from me, down the road.
sometimes i stare out
from my window, watching her
as she trims her bush.
gee, i didn't know
she was only fifteen, sir.
off to jail with me.
the couple wriggled
and writhed, moaning in passion;
then the tape ran out.
by earpuller July 15, 2006
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Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.
Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"
by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016
Get the Hermitical Haiku mug.A free form of impressionistic poetry using the underground hacker lingo called 'Leet'(1337). Adapted from the traditional Japanese form that uses 17 total syllables divided into three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 except 133+ haiku is more free form.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 11, 2005
Get the Leet Haiku (|_|-|) mug.The act of writing a haiku about performing the 'houdini' on your sexual partner. See Houdini for how-to steps or for what the Houdini actually is.
by jtnasty July 29, 2009
Get the Houdini Haiku mug.A haiku written about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.
The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.
Bagel club groaning. moaning
Do not eat the meat
Cause I need the toilet seat
Bagel club groaning. moaning
Do not eat the meat
Cause I need the toilet seat
by Old Man Varga March 7, 2005
Get the s'haiku mug.Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.
by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008
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