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Horizontal Slut

A girl who gets with many guys. This differs from a Vertical Slut, who is likely to go all the way with a guy.
Hillary is ridiculously easy. It's hard to come across Horizontal Sluts with lists as long as her.
by goroo October 26, 2010
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Getting Horizontal

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces
im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.
by teejones February 14, 2010
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Horizontally Inclined

Newsanchor: And with the recent release of Dunkin Donuts new chain of resturants, there will definitly be a drastic increase in the number of Horizontally Inclined people.
by Leetpwnstar May 7, 2008
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Horizontal Salsa

Sex. Just imagine dancing the salsa horizontally with someone.
I just walked in on two people doing the horizontal salsa.
by Wordss July 31, 2011
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horizontal stage

A stage reached after having smoked a lot of weed in which the body craves horizontallness
"Dude, I woke up in my kitchen this morning." , "Woah man, the horizontal stage must have hit you during your midnight munchie snack sesh."
by berenjenaranja December 1, 2017
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horizontal twerking

the act of moving/ shaking ones ass/buns/bottom/buttocks/bum-bum in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion while in a horizontal position, usually during sexual intercourse
We did the horizontal twerking when I got her back to my place. I thought my dick was gonna go numb!!
by mcoytig November 30, 2013
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Horizontal Vagina

Vagina=Horizontal.... it's science.

Warning: The horizontal vagina is 1/3 communist, 1/3 mythical creature, and 1/3 akward.
by wizard sleeve October 18, 2010
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