Jenna Halas is a sexy bitch. She is awesome at everything and is in a word HAWWWWTTT she has a nice ass and is always at a friends side she is totally and completely perfect... Until you get on her bad side she will cuss you out and kick your ass if you do something to her or her friends so watch out boys Jenna Halas is coming through.
by Kkpeace11 March 9, 2013
The cancerous slogan developed by plastic football fans that like to follow the world class player - Cristiano Ronaldo. They supported Manchester United in 2008-09 when Ronaldo was at his peak at the club and was hailed as one of the best. Then the plastics shifted from supporting Manchester United to Real Madrid when Ronaldo got transferred there for a world record fee. After exactly 10 years and proving himself to be the world's one of the best alongside Lionel Messi, he moved to Juventus in 2018 and all the 1d10ts shifted to drawing straight lines with black marker pens on their old Real Madrid jersies to make it look like Juventus's jersey calling themselves "loyal Juve supporters"
GGMU - Glory Glory Manchester United
Hala Madrid - Forward, Madrid!
Forza Juve - Force, Juventus!
Combined together, the cancerous fans called Forza Hala GGMU fans were born. You can also find 11 year old retarded kids with profile pictures of Ronaldo in Juventus's jersey shitposting Ronaldo's achievments and Messi trolls on random football pages and calling people's mothers gay.
GGMU - Glory Glory Manchester United
Hala Madrid - Forward, Madrid!
Forza Juve - Force, Juventus!
Combined together, the cancerous fans called Forza Hala GGMU fans were born. You can also find 11 year old retarded kids with profile pictures of Ronaldo in Juventus's jersey shitposting Ronaldo's achievments and Messi trolls on random football pages and calling people's mothers gay.
Football fan - LOLOLOL Barcelona raped Madrid 6-1 in the last El Clasico and Messi wasn't even playing! XD Madrid sucks!
Forza Hala GGMU fan - So what, Ronaldo scored against Empoli and they won the game 4-1! Forza Juve!
Football fan - Wait, weren't you a Madrid fan and posted a photo of you kissing the Real Madrid logo when they won 3-1 against Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League final last season with the hashtag #FuckMoSalah #Actor #ForeverMadrid #CR7?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Nah man, I'm trying new things now! La Liga is overrated, Serie A is the best in the world.
Football fan - You mean, you changed your football team? Wow! Genius! Why don't you simply say that you're a CR7 fanboy?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Fuck you! CR7 is the greatest in the world, he has the highest number of goals! He is the god of football, and football is my religion. I'll give anything to watch Ronaldo play... Barcelona fans like you suck Messi's cock for no reason, he's too scared to get out of Barcelona and play in the Premier League or Serie A. The scared piece of shit with no international trophy! #FORZAJUVE
Football Fan - *THE USER HAS BLOCKED YOU*
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Hahahaha the loser couldn't take the burn! #CR7 #ForzaJuve #FuckMessi #GOAT
^^ THE ABOVE EXAMPLE GENUINELY TOOK PLACE WHEN I WAS CHATTING WITH MY SUBJUNIOR AT HIGH SCHOOL ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN A BARCELONA FAN
Forza Hala GGMU fan - So what, Ronaldo scored against Empoli and they won the game 4-1! Forza Juve!
Football fan - Wait, weren't you a Madrid fan and posted a photo of you kissing the Real Madrid logo when they won 3-1 against Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League final last season with the hashtag #FuckMoSalah #Actor #ForeverMadrid #CR7?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Nah man, I'm trying new things now! La Liga is overrated, Serie A is the best in the world.
Football fan - You mean, you changed your football team? Wow! Genius! Why don't you simply say that you're a CR7 fanboy?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Fuck you! CR7 is the greatest in the world, he has the highest number of goals! He is the god of football, and football is my religion. I'll give anything to watch Ronaldo play... Barcelona fans like you suck Messi's cock for no reason, he's too scared to get out of Barcelona and play in the Premier League or Serie A. The scared piece of shit with no international trophy! #FORZAJUVE
Football Fan - *THE USER HAS BLOCKED YOU*
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Hahahaha the loser couldn't take the burn! #CR7 #ForzaJuve #FuckMessi #GOAT
^^ THE ABOVE EXAMPLE GENUINELY TOOK PLACE WHEN I WAS CHATTING WITH MY SUBJUNIOR AT HIGH SCHOOL ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN A BARCELONA FAN
by Qinlop_Nord November 15, 2018
by W3ouuu November 2, 2017
Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish
Whats his opinion on that player ?
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
by Coolbeans 1899 June 29, 2015
This word is used when you or someone does something wrong, its meaning changes depending on the tone its said with. A short, high pitched “hala” is used when you did something wrong or something bad happens yo you. And a longer, low pitched “hala” is used when someone else did something wrong something bad happened to them.
Short and High-pitched “Hala”:
“Hala! Nawala selpon ko!”(oh no! I lost my cellphone)(bad event to yoursef)
“Hala! Nabasag ko ang baso!”(oh no! I broke the glass!₱(bad action that you did)
Long and Low-pitched “Hala”:
Person 1: “Nawala selpon ko!”(My cellphone’s gone!)(bad event to someone)
Person 2: “Halaaaaaaa”
Person 1: *Breaks a glass*(bad action someone did)
Person 2: “halaaaaaaa”
“Hala! Nawala selpon ko!”(oh no! I lost my cellphone)(bad event to yoursef)
“Hala! Nabasag ko ang baso!”(oh no! I broke the glass!₱(bad action that you did)
Long and Low-pitched “Hala”:
Person 1: “Nawala selpon ko!”(My cellphone’s gone!)(bad event to someone)
Person 2: “Halaaaaaaa”
Person 1: *Breaks a glass*(bad action someone did)
Person 2: “halaaaaaaa”
by Gabtron October 12, 2023
word that is said when you want to scoff at someone or when their idea is very bizarre and weird or when they insult you
by 17innit August 22, 2023
Someone who treats you like family even if you’re not. She’ll take care of you first before she worries about herself. Her excessive dad jokes makes you roll your eyes at times but without them, she wouldn’t be Hala. She’s absolutely perfectly stunning but will not accept the constant proof and compliments from her friends/family when they tell her she is. She’ll teach you everything you need to know even when you’ve thought you’ve learned it all. Her motherly aura makes you feel at home anytime you’re with her no matter where you may be. She’s meant to have kids of her own in the future and when she does they’ll be the luckiest kids in the entire world. She loves Disney enough to work there but hasn’t seen ANY of their most popular movies. And one day she will be with her true love… Justin Drew Bieber.
by Netttle October 23, 2022