bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 13, 2010

guano

To go completely bat shit; driven to the brink of insanity.

"Man, if I have to hear Babci's story about how she beat up that guy in the bar in '43 and they rolled out into the street in front of the bus I'm gonna go guano"

by shannonkg June 13, 2007

Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

Gayani

1. A Gayani is a wonderful and extremely sweet person, very cute, intelligent, adventurous and pretty. Cares a lot for other people, animals and babies with curly hair.

2. Huggable.

You'd rather hug a pineapple than that girl, she should be a bit more Gayani!

by AsYuR August 21, 2011

guano pills

BAT SHIT CRAZY PILLS..

Medication to keep really nutty people sane.

Dude, she forgot to take her guano pills today and has been dancing naked in the front yard.

by geekmetal November 25, 2012

Giyanna

A bitch was born she get mad niggasand she be mad drippy.She is a dare devil and bold and alwaysshaking ha ass

U see that popular bitch rt there.Oh sis that’s Giyanna

by it’s Dave October 24, 2019

Guantaceema

To be of guantaceema

I defeated the guantaceema speed run with only 5 tries.

by Guantaceema October 5, 2020