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*Jimathine gets home
mother: is everything all right ?
Jimathine: no my day was whack
mother: stop being a gumpy dumpy and lets go eat
by IMdookieATcod November 7, 2019
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When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy
NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy
by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022
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Gumby's Mouth

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.
"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!
by will bitten November 4, 2017
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Gumping It

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
by Totally Not A Furry March 6, 2021
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Gumping It

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.
Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.
by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020
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gump zone

Similar to the friend zone, where one person (usually a woman) keeps a member of the opposite sex available as a safety net for a potential future relationship, a fallback to provide for the person and/or their children in case the prospects for a better relationship all fall through (ie better looking, more money).

The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
Jenny kept Forrest Gump in the eponymous "gump zone".
by JakkFrost May 11, 2017
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