Groff

v. to eat voraciously without regard for manners, social norms, or the possibility of choking; mainly characterized by the forcing of food down one's gullet and a lack of chewing.

v. bill totally groffed that appetizer platter, i don't even think he chewed anything.

by Arthur Middleton February 15, 2008

GYOFQ

Acronym for: Get Your Own F'n Question.

Best used in response to someone asking you a question to which you have the same question, and have likely already asked.

Question: "Hey, why did management do away with casual Friday?"
Response: "GYOFQ"

by theodibear October 12, 2009

grof

The sound a Chav makes when hit in the face.

Chav : Yer Mar
You : *smack*
Chav : Grof!

by JimJoe August 11, 2006

grofo

grand-mother fucka

you damn grofo

by PIMPDOG October 11, 2003

groft

A dirty, large penis

Your penis is getting a bit grofty, shouldn't you clean it?

by lowridersaregay April 22, 2010

GROFL

Grinding rolling on floor laughing

I just wanna GROFL on him so bad

by yomommabasic March 10, 2015

swubbin the groffay

to take hits from a bong

the other night i was pulling out a charlit because i swubbed the groffay too much

by seth johnson January 23, 2004