A fuckboy or "fuckboi" of a person whom usually associates themselves with an abundance of alcohol and an extremely low tolerance to intake. This often results in abnormal behavior and an excessive amount of "let me holla shawty" statements throughout the night. They often have an obsession with cold feet, especially if the feet belong to co-workers. Few have encountered a Gristle Jardo in the wild, but those who have often find it difficult to fully express the experience to others. It is recommended to avoid a Gristle Jardo if an escape route is present. Some say that a Gristle Jardo has ties to the Cartel, but not in the "I can put a hit on you" kind of way, but instead, the "Gritle Jardo owes money" and now goes by additional aliases to cover tracks, including but not limited to identifying as living in additional countries.
The Gristle Jardo was spotted downtown last night, you could hear it coming from the "Shawwwty" being spread through the streets.
by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022
Get the The Gristle Jardomug. by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022
Get the Gristle on my dickmug. meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
by keldard June 8, 2014
Get the Meat-seeking gristlemug. Like saying, your ass hurts !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping
cause your full of crap lying all the time !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping
cause your full of crap lying all the time !
by SethII April 14, 2014
Get the gristle itchmug. Underweight workoutaholics, female.
by Little boo April 9, 2010
Get the gristle stickmug. Describes someone as fat and dirty.
This word originated from the word gristle as in the connective fatty tissue in meat.
This word originated from the word gristle as in the connective fatty tissue in meat.
by DeathKitty170 May 12, 2025
Get the Gristlemug. When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.
by Lil Peabody January 26, 2015
Get the toasty gristlemug.