old greg

a scaly man fish with a mangina!

Old greg: I'm old greg, i've got a downstairs mixup. I've got a mangina!

by hahahahbiiiiitch December 7, 2007

Spida-Greg

A teenage boy finds out he can now shoot a sticky white liquid out of his body.
Spida-Greg is honestly the most idiotic person you'll ever meet- he's crazy and will slowly drive you insane, but he can also be the love of your life.

His autism may cause him to Spiderman as well. Beware.

Spida-Greg: "Sometimes I see how far my nut can go- once it almost hit the ceiling! I was proud."

by HisAvocado June 5, 2017

Gregged

When someone suffers premature party-lation and gets too smashed then passes out before the main event that they have been waiting for.

Hey what happened to greg ?

He smashed three pints, smoked too much weed and passed out at the gig before neurosis even started playing. Totally gregged it !

by mamacassmetal October 8, 2018

Greg Mayled

The Floppy King

Stinky: You seen Gliddon recently?
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019

Modulo Geographie

Modulo Geographie is a boring textbook that is completely useless.

Sadly, many people use Modulo Geographie.

by Za Master January 15, 2020

Greg Jennings

one of the hardest niggas in madden, and hes got the team on his back

Lets go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings

by darren shoppa November 21, 2010

national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.

My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

by CBianchi August 23, 2007