Nima the Gork

The ruler and provider of the gorkians who defeated the evil cronoid revolvers in the year 1265 B.C.

I am the loyal subject and jester to my lord Nima the Gork.

by Michael Furedy November 30, 2004

gork

Something bad you do in the bathroom, ie vomiting

I was gorking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there gorking.

by Jan Martin March 16, 2005

Gork

A Gork is a man who you think is a bit of a Gorm and definitly a big Dork

Sally: This man is like a proper Gork init!!

by Waste cadet January 14, 2008

foot of gork

Early 2000s game, played on a soccer pitch with a ball.

Teams try to score by putting the ball into the goals.

Anything goes to achieve this.

Let's go play foot of gork, you dootheads!

by vice212 January 2, 2008

western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.

Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.

by airchurro January 2, 2018

Gorking

Gorking is a term for masturbating while you have an object inside your anus.

Jessica: Philip, what were you doing yesterday? My parents were expecting to meet you...
Philip: Sorry, I was stuck gorking the whole day. It's this thing when you jerk off while you have something in your ass.

by Gooner24 June 3, 2024

Bleeble gork

To frolic through the forest like a fairy

Francine, it has been such a long day at the office. Would you like to meet up after work at the park and go bleeble gorking Let me know!

by Deoopy March 23, 2024