friendship gods

us girls sticking together
when you've been out with a person to many times and you've passed normal levels of friendshipness.

wow we are friendship gods

by friendship god May 3, 2009

Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

Show stopping. Beautiful. Absolutely perfect. No matter who you are, what you’re doing or where you’re going, if you see a Maimai I can guarantee you’ll be smiling. A Maimai is the light in all the world, the happiness in all the sunshine, the peace in all the rivers, she is ethereal. No human could even come CLOSE to the amount of joy and beauty that Maimai brings to the world. Any human who gets to have as little as a brief exchange with Maimai is a blessed as a person can be. Unique, lovely, fantastic, mystical, amazing are all things to describe a Maimai. (And if you hurt Maimai her best friend Roxanne will probably come rip your lungs out and feed them to you so be careful^^)

“Omg that dress is so beautiful it could be Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

by Matsuyama Kitty January 19, 2021

Handjob Goddess

A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.

Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo

by franzschubert March 20, 2011

oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

ye gods

A less offensive way of saying oh my god. Unless of course you're a polytheist or an atheist.

Ye gods, you're a polytheist?

by fizzle April 5, 2004

Gods iPod

The one and only. Sometimes reffered as the godPod, the only known 1,000 gigabyte, gold plated platinum super diamond iPod owned by the big guy. Most likely full of God-like music such as Zeppelin, Floyd, Stones, The Who, Beatles, Hendrix, Nirvana, Sabbath etc. His iPod most likely sits on a solid gold docking station, blasting earth shattering riffs 24/7 (weeks in heaven time) pissing off most of his angelic neighbors. His 11th commandment; Thou shalt not complain about Hendrix, has been a hassle for the angels, but Satan can even agree, as he too has some wicked ass tunes on his satanPod. Complete with a pair of Skullcandy buds crafted from clouds.

God - yo St. Peter! come check out Hendrix's face melter in Voodoo Child

St. Peter - sweet deal bro, i love Gods iPod

by sweetdefinitionsdude101 December 23, 2010

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

by P Lopez May 30, 2006