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God Hates Anal Sex

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all anal sex and those whom allow anal sex to exist ("assfuck"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of anal sexual people, carrying signs stating that God hates anal sexual people, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being an anal sexual people.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to anal sex and "assfuckers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate anal sex , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Anal Sex " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Anal Sex " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
God Hates Anal Sex by Tant Lover November 18, 2006

sex and god 

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

so god damn sexy 

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him
if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means
so god damn sexy by Jackie December 19, 2003

Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD 

This guy is the sexiest guy alive, who isn't even afraid to go half-naked in front of thousands of people, who writes the best punk songs out there with awesome sexy Mike and Tre,

and all of them are just so ... SEXY!
Teen #1: Who's the most SEXY guy alive?
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.

Sexual God

The most Sexiest of Sexual God's to live!! A boy put on the earth called Cameron living in Reading. Some say he is a urban myth and others say they have seen him! But all in all he is just king of sexual,Sexyness, Sexy times, Sex and anything else with the word in it. If you go in Websters dictionary and search Sexual God his name would come up.
That Boy, Cameron?
Oh yeh he's the sexual God!!!
Really!!?? I thought he was a myth?
Well you thought wrong
Sexual God by Macaroon 555 April 30, 2010

Sexy Man God

A term used by Dick Bent to describe Sir Christopher Lee
"Repeat after me; You're a sexy man god"

"I'm a sexy man god"

"You're a sexy fucking man god!"

"I am a sexy.. man god"
A sexual experience so mind-shatteringly good that it wholly transcends the physical and is elevated to the spiritual.
Good sex is when someone orgasms; great sex is when both partners do. But godsex is recalled wistfully six decades after the fact as the greatest sexual experience of a lifetime. Godsex frequently results in unconsciousness, pulled muscles, and/or foolhardy marriage proposals.
godsex by FichenDich October 1, 2010