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Glitch Gremlin

An ugly green monster wearing a tattered red shirt who hides in your videogames. He can get in your disks, cartridges, games systems, and (if you break any of them) possibly your house. The gremlin is afraid to be outside of the video game world so chances of him glitching your home are very slim. If the gremlin gets in your game before you start playing it he will send a storm of glitches to fuck you up. There is no cure for the glitch gremlin, so you better be lucky.
*Guy starts super mario brothers*
Guy: Fuck! All the text is fucked up!
Glitch gremlin: ZrrtttZrttghttt
Guy: Now it's making wierd sound- oop. It froze. I hate the glitch gremlin!
by AnalPenetrationByForce October 27, 2011
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Life's a glitch

Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.
Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.

Steve: Life's a Beach!

Stan: Boring!

Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.

Tyler: Life's a glitch!

Stan: *laughs.

Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!
by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023
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the glitch mob

A sick-as-a-brick techno band who are somehow quite unpopular
look up beyond monday by the glitch mob on youtube. you'll see
by J_O_E_13 December 14, 2010
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glitch bitch

1. Someone who takes advantage of a glitch in a game's software to defeat an opponent.

2. One who executes the same move repeatedly in a video game in order to defeat an opponent or gain points etc.

3. Someone who repeatedly exploits a weakness in a system to their own usually massive advantage.
Riley is a great gamer, but he got stomped by that little glitch bitch he was playing.

The software is weak and open to exploit by any simple glitch bitch who comes along.

Mutual fund glitch bitches were purchasing stale funds after hours in order to make massive profits at the expense of ordinary investors.
by rxdx October 23, 2006
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glitch gamer

A person who repeatedly uses an AI glitch in a video game to their advantage. This is seen most often on sports titles, with Madden NFL Football and NCAA Football having some of the biggest known glitches.

These "glitches" are nearly impossible to defend against, since they are a flaw in the programming of the application.
This bastard throws a Hail Mary on every play and completes the pass 85% of the time. In real life, this does not happen.
by Lon August 10, 2005
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glitch trap

man: have you seen that guy over there
man 2; OH YEA THATS MY BOYFRIEND GLITCH TRAP

man 3: hes spicy and thick your lucky
by livfnaf November 16, 2019
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tab glitch

a unfair advantage in roblox typically used in the game slap battles where if u hold right click on the tab while not in fullscreen it freezes the game just for you evading something from happening
by slyxrs April 5, 2023
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