greeting card marriage

When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.

Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.

by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018

Gleeding

When ones ears bleed from hearing too much music from Glee

All they play on the radio these days is shit from Glee with that attention whore screaming her fucking head off, attempting to "cover" every single song in existance. My ears are fricking Gleeding

by LeatMoaf August 23, 2010

latino greeting

Expelling flatulance in or around the proximity of another's head. Particularly after eating large amounts of beans or other noxious fume causing foods.

When he bent over to tie his shoe, I gave my buddy a huge latino greeting. He almost threw up, because he said he could taste the fumes.

by Harvidge May 6, 2006

verbal greeting

Upon entering the RC a person would say "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening" and render the proper greeting to the number of females and males in the area.

A verbal greeting example is "Good Morning C/Young and Gentlemen." Something that is not an example is Good Afternoon Cadets.

by theunnofficaligoftherc February 20, 2011

Gleeping

The act of stimulating the salivary glands underneath your tongue into spitting a concentrated jet of pure saliva. Usually, it happens when you yawn.

That nasty bitch started gleeping all over my face.

by A satisfied sampler June 15, 2018

Fuck you greeting

A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.

Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.

by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010

Iranian Greeting

When you take your right thumb and insert it into a persons bunghole and wave like you normally would to an acquaintance.

I totally just gave Will an Iranian Greeting and he took it like a man

by HitmeagainLaxBro November 2, 2011