when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024
Get the glazermug. when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024
Get the glazermug. Person 1: Wow, Sarah is so cool. Her hair is nice and so are her clothes. She has chest skin and looks great in anything. Why is she so funny and amazing all around. Theres nothing Sarah could do to anyone.
Person 2: Bro you’re a glazer.
Person 2: Bro you’re a glazer.
by anonymoushoe42 October 30, 2023
Get the Glazermug. Someone who speaks cold hard facts.
A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.
A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.
by Supper lord grape November 28, 2024
Get the Glazermug. OpposingFork's Glazer is a dangerous can, syrian communist that hates the opposingfork creative urbans, producing propaganda like an assadist and saying they are schizo made stories, which is not true, the trade mark OpposingFork's is licensced and marketed by opposingfork
by Dako123 June 1, 2025
Get the OpposingFork's Glazermug. 
by Timmyturner6 February 17, 2023
Get the Glazermug.