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An ugly little nigga. Buys expensive things and doesn't take care of them. He acts all tough because he cusses 24/7 but all he does is cry and grab other men's testicles. he has huge eyes that can probably see the underwear underneath your clothes. He also has a squeaky voice that you would mistake for Mickey fucking Mouse.
"wow that nigga is a dick!"
"Yeah! Such a Giovanni!"
Giovanni by mardizzle January 3, 2014
Giovanni is a terrible guy who doesn't care about his friends. He is always being rude to people and he's very disrespectful. He is always being mean and making fun of Emily and Alexa. He is short and cries funny. He sounds like a grown man but probably looks like a deformed five year old. He doesn't like showing his face because he is probably the ugliest person you will ever meet and he is probably also autistic. He treats his family terribly and doesn't care about them nor loves them. He only cares about his best friend Bryan and nobody else
Emily: EW IS THAT GIOVANNI?!

Alexa: YES IT'S HIM HE IS SO MUCH UGLIER THAN I THOUGHT!
Giovanni by bryanlover;) January 2, 2020
Giovanni is a very cute, tall, strong, supernatural being who has a massive cock. Giovanni even has his own day, G-Day, when he all talk about how awesome of a person he was.
Giovanni is awesome.
Giovanni by ryan_1234 October 8, 2020
That guy who crashed the 9/11 plane and mostly looks like a school shooter
Giovanni is not cool
Giovanni by Giovanni d October 6, 2018
A dude who claims to be the best.He is all talk and no fight. A dildo collector.
Giovanni:I can beat you up
Guy 1: post up then

Giovanni: I give up
Giovanni by King30klip February 27, 2016
Little things that slow you down from skateboarding, or just things that angers ones emotions or feelings
patches or holes in the skater's shoes is an example of a giovanni

word used in a sentence: Oh poor Johnny, fell off his skateboard after running over a giovanni(in this case its a pebble).


giovanni by Bry-Rex January 28, 2009