geisha 

Despite an obvious western curiousity with geisha they remain hidden in a cloak of secrecy. Geisha are not prostitutes or concubines, if anything they are the equivelant of hostesses. Geisha do not master the erotic arts, these duties are reserved for women called yugos. Compartively, geisha go through intense training learning only the traditional japanese arts. Geisha are very respectable women in japan's society and would never routinely indulge in relationships with different men.

The Geisha's beautiful sunset kimono flowed gently to the ground as she was gracefully playing the shamisen

geisha by Jenna Dur May 13, 2006

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

Lady Geico by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

geiske 

A dutch adjective describing a situation where one does something extremely funny.

Pronounced: Khäiska

"That diss was so geiske man."

"I know, I'm so geiske."

geiske by Jean Johnson May 13, 2010

GEICO

You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.

Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.

GEICO by slmtephanie December 13, 2007

Geim 

To fool somebody into believing something.

Scott geimed Jon into thinking that his hair was dyed.

Geim by byron the apple painter January 11, 2011

Geisi 

A sweet girl, honest in friendship, shy and curious, too nice to be dislike and randomly wild that likes to move her body to the Rhythm of the music, but has a dearly heart.

She is the type of friend you would call Geisi

Geisi by chapirruriz91 April 19, 2011

geil 

German word, which has two main meanings.

"Du siehst geil aus."-> "You look sexy."
"Das Auto ist geil."->"The car ist cool/hot."

Do not(!) use this word in a conversation, if these people your talk to are no close friends or relatives. Could be misunderstood.

"Geile Sache."
"Cool Stuff/Thing."

geil by Nils January 21, 2005