(Usual males) The act of appearing to be straight but secretly being gay by using objects to make people think you are straight. Usually the gay male uses Kate Upton posters and other revealing posters of girls on their walls to give off the impression of being straight.
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Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area
Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"
Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"
Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"
by QuantumMan October 7, 2016
Get the gammon slipper mug.The harmony of beep-tones heard when the GPS devices worn by runners during a race all sound out their alerts at certain pre-determined mileage points
The garmony at each kilometre of the marathon encouraged me to run with joy to the finish line.
The atmosphere of the running race was enhanced by the garmony heard at the 2-kilometre mark.
I chose to spectate at the 5 kilometre point of the marathon so that I could hear the garmony as the runners passed.
My perfect pace, form and cadence were celebrated by the glorious garmony heard at each mile of the race.
When my GPS watch did not beep during the garmony at the 1 kilometre mark, I realised I had forgotten to press the 'start' button at the start line of the race.
The atmosphere of the running race was enhanced by the garmony heard at the 2-kilometre mark.
I chose to spectate at the 5 kilometre point of the marathon so that I could hear the garmony as the runners passed.
My perfect pace, form and cadence were celebrated by the glorious garmony heard at each mile of the race.
When my GPS watch did not beep during the garmony at the 1 kilometre mark, I realised I had forgotten to press the 'start' button at the start line of the race.
by WonderWordywonderWordy June 19, 2017
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Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.
Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.
by Gammonhunter July 1, 2018
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by GaymobeeMan March 4, 2021
Get the Gaymobee mug.•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?
•Callum: how'd your date go?
Oly: she was average gammon at best.
Callum: and did she get out her salmon?
Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!
•Callum: how'd your date go?
Oly: she was average gammon at best.
Callum: and did she get out her salmon?
Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!
by McCooks June 13, 2014
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