Gannon

Cool strimmer with a tiny bladder and a shrimp for the bois.

Don't be such a Gannon, you can hold it homie.

by jayplaysok September 19, 2022

gannon matzke

The absolute, most truest, righteous motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He has fucked everyones moms! But not old lady mom.......... Back in the day hot mom, before she had all you little runts! He stretched that pussy out MUTHA FUCKA!

My mom took my house key and gave it to Gannon Matzke, she says hes my new dad now.

by Barry mcCokkiner February 6, 2022

Cole Gannon

The sexiest, rawest, validest, and mouth watering guy you will ever witness.

Women1: "Have you seen Cole Gannon."

Women2: "Holy shit yeah! His mullet almost made me squirt."

by bruh2113231321 May 15, 2021

Gannon Dumpster

A Lynn and North Shore, hidden secret, the Gannon Dumpster is a place not to Skip. A local hole in the wall, where there’s no bones about it, you seek the hole in the wall.

Come in peace, but cum in shame, the Gannon Dumpster awaits for the untamed.

Came for golf, but I’ll stay for the Gannon Dumpster. No bones about it, the Gannon Dumpster took another victim.

by Gannon Greenskeeper December 4, 2024

Gannon Cannon

A Gannon cannon is the act of eating Doritos while jerking off, then fingering your girlfriends asshole with the hand you ate the Doritos with

Bro, the Gannon cannon is such a w move it got me all the alc

by Yursuzz February 16, 2025

Gannon

Gannon is a guy with a large stomach, often eating all your snacks. He's charismatic and charming but so is his double chin. He's a great friend to have and generally funny.

"Yo that guy is so Gannon"

by Killian Grant June 1, 2025