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grandma zone

When the thought of being with or performing a sexual action with a person is the equivalent of doing such things with your grandmother.
Person A: Brandon is cute. Why don't you go on a date with him?
Person B: Ew! No way! He's in the grandma zone. That's so gross.
by Kattywin August 26, 2014
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GrandmaHomo

When you tell your pet orangutan that the cable box is out and he tells you that you need to become a pedafile and hunt FGTV fans for food.
Tyler: Yo wsg bro want to go do some GrandmaHomo at the party tonight?

Chad: Hell yeah mannn.
by The Facts Teller July 15, 2021
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psycho grandma

a fat irritating grandmother that is crazy as hell normally to her grandchildren and son-in-law
man that psycho grandma is is going crazy for no reason.
by shadowpsycho July 6, 2010
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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Grandma Montana

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.
Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.
by K. Wright February 1, 2009
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Grandmaphilia

The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.
I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2010
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Bernard-Grandmaître

Is a shitty Elementary School that has dumb teacher riddled around. As you walk around you can see No Smoking Signs on every wall. Also their principal is very idiotic and not in any way smart.
Bernard-Grandmaître Is a dumb school.
by Blueyso May 25, 2019
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