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Flute The Goot

Actually blowing on the schlong while administering a Blowjob
She looked like she’d be good, but then she flute the goot.
by Joe-Joeeee December 29, 2022
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Spoot The Goot

Synonymous with finna nut; to ejaculate a big load.
I'm gonna spoot the goot!!!!
by heartlovec December 23, 2018
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goot breht

How an person of African American decent who is also slightly afemenite say's "good bread"
(Actually said by such a person.. we were all eating pizza and bread sticks when he said...)

" MMM this is goot breht "
by joker584 November 4, 2006
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Oh my gootness

1)One would say this when you see something out of the norm.

2)One would say this when they are really stressed about something.
Examples

1)Oh my gootness! Did you see the man jumping rope with one arm!

2)Oh my gootness! Why do you keep calling me, I told you I dont want to talk to you anymore!
by J.Conduit October 10, 2008
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Goot

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goot gang.
by gootgang January 28, 2021
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Goot (Gootus)

Goot (Gootus)
noun

Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).

Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.

Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.
Goot (Gootus) is the name of god in the Gootic religion. Referred as they (stand alone always use singular).

You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.

Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?
by Jazzus June 22, 2022
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Goot

A word invented in the Off topic chat on reddit
Mods have the big Goot
by Potato sallad June 17, 2018
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