The new illness everyone is getting on college campuses after losing natural immunity during the Covid-19 quarantine. Blanket term for anything from the common cold to a sinus infection. Identified by coughing or sneezing in class accompanied by an assurance that you don’t have covid.
also
A trap for the friend who is too intelligent to fall for the simple deez nuts joke
also
A trap for the friend who is too intelligent to fall for the simple deez nuts joke
Student 1: *coughs loudly and inhales through stuffy nose*
All students: *look over in fear*
Student 1: “I swear I dont have covid.”
or
Student 1: “Hey did you hear that the garg is going around again”
Student 2: “What’s garg?”
Student 1: “Garg-le deez nuts!!!”
All students: *look over in fear*
Student 1: “I swear I dont have covid.”
or
Student 1: “Hey did you hear that the garg is going around again”
Student 2: “What’s garg?”
Student 1: “Garg-le deez nuts!!!”
by Dr3w42 November 19, 2021

Garg is the last name (Leonard Garg) of the guy who runs away in Hotel Transylvania when he is with his friends while they are editing his face on an app. He is probably running away to go pick up some chicks because he is horny. Garg has now evolved into a saying, rather than just his last name. When you're a "garg", it means your weird, funny, or maybe you're just calling someone a garg because you want to. Sometimes "garg" is said when you get a burst of energy, but it typically comes out as more of a "GUUUGGGG" than a "GARG!". Usually when that happens, make sure you go up to someones face nearby to share your "GARG" outburst with. This may weird them out, but once you do it enough, they will start to catch on and do it too!
They were so excited, so they both screamed in each others faces: "GARG!!!!"
They were scared, so they hollered: "GUUUGGG"
They were scared, so they hollered: "GUUUGGG"
by starrynightgorl April 6, 2022

The term "garge" is a derogatory term directed at animesexuals. It refers to one who is lonely and filthy, as people who identify as animesexual are supposed to be by the user of the term.
"Wow, I heard Trey really identifies as an animesexual."
"That's harmful to LGBTQ+ people and compares a joke to a valid sexuality, he's such a garge."
"That's harmful to LGBTQ+ people and compares a joke to a valid sexuality, he's such a garge."
by heckpedostheyreugly January 19, 2021
