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Funboy

1. a great teacher of spirituality and
wisdom
2. mature, smart, meterosexual webdesigner, yogateacher,cook, poet, actor and worldtraveller
3. loves drugs and alcohol
4. ´s muse are beautifull tenage girls
5. is the master of romance
6. doesn`t need any money to bring you to neverland
7. will move in with you straight away and share everything he has (mainly his ideas) and expects the same in return
8. s network contains intellectuals, upper class,
drugaddicts, pirates, artists, gays and pretty girls
9. symbolises the inner child of a man
10.someone to have fun with
11.heartbreaker
meeting and loving a funboy is a special experience.
With him you enter a surreal world that will inspire you for any direction in life.
His rainbow spirit is a gift and he is a great buddy and soulmate but remember that he will leave when you do not expect him to...
He is your friend, family, lover, your inspiration and dream and when he`s gone you wake up in a nightmare.
by daydreamer December 27, 2007
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Futbol Fag

Any American that watches soccer and refuses to acknowledge that the big four of sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey) reign supreme.
Man I was in an airport bar on Sunday and asked the bartender if he could change the channel from soccer and put the Bears game on. The guy gave me a dirty look and said, "It's the Euro Cup...!". I told him stop being a freaking Futbol Fag and change the damn channel!
by IHATESOCCER July 3, 2011
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Fukboy

Jonathan a fukboy
by Streaks of my dog November 13, 2017
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Fatboy Face-Off

An obese caucasian male who considers himself part of a clic a.k.a. "We'm" whom consistently borrows money from in debt individuals that are never paid back on promised date. One who gossips about sleeping with some attractive latino women, but in actuality doesn't. No matter where you see or hear about him, he's always chowing down on some Wendy's or McDonalds. Has a Shrek-a-like shapped body where his back is well over 36 inches in diameter and everlastingly mis-matches undershirt, shoes, and belt with outfit.
Phone Call
Dale: "Hello"
Fred: "Yo FatBoy Face-Off what you eating".
CONVERSATION
Bart: Yo man so what's the deal".
Art: I dunno man what's the deal".
Bart: " Face-off Face-Off".
CONVERSATION
Sam: "Wuz good fatboy".
Nick: "Man I don't appreciate it you calling that".
Sam: "Why man".
Nick: "Cuz I Know I'm fat So you know".
STARTS CRYING
Sam: "Shut up bitch".

Nick Argues

Sam: " Shut the fuck up Fatboy-Faceoff".
by Rich1487 September 18, 2008
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Fatboy Slim

A man of honor and good taste: Fatboy Slim kicks ass
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futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.
Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007
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funboy

Person who is all of these

1) Ugly
2) Acts gay
3) Is gay
4) Is very bad at things in life
5) One who is not very smart
Anyone i know is a funboy
by AmericanE July 17, 2004
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