you: god i fucking hate my life
me:
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
me:
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021
Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...
GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
by - A Wise Wizard June 01, 2022
by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022
When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.
I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.
He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".
To fuck the life out of somebody
He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".
To fuck the life out of somebody
by podoutboo April 09, 2024
When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
by Seaserpant June 05, 2022
by Existinghere April 06, 2022