John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing
thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps
thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps
by CheeseOkBettLmao May 20, 2022

when you screwed up, screwed up real bad. when everything has been fucked. the dog is the situation and boy have you fucked it. lord help you.
by ligmasugmafugma January 28, 2024

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.
by Ethree6 April 22, 2022

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
Ruck that fucking dog
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023
