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Fruitcakers

A fruit cake who likes other fruit cakes typically name Joel or Philip
Wow its like a fruitcake convention in here! what a bunch of fruitcakers
by Philip t dogg January 14, 2008
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Fruitcakers

A fruit cake who likes other fruit cakes typically name Joel or Philip
Wow its like a fruitcake convention in here! what a bunch of fruitcakers
by Philip t dogg January 14, 2008
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Fruitcake

A straight woman who hangs out with lesbians.
Dude, Chelsea is such a fruitcake. She's always kicking it with the lesbians, but her boyfriend is hella fine.
by Rae1138 December 17, 2011
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Gassy Fruitcake Bitch

A certain 50-year old woman often seen stalking female students around victoria campus at UofT. She is recognizable by her excess amounts of neon lipstick which she regularly applies in public; her cross-dresser pleather stilettos, and extremely high-rise boot-cut jeans.

She is known to follow female victims into the washroom of the E. J. Pratt library, where she will enter the adjacent stall with her pleather toes pointing into the victim's. She then proceeds to fart loudly. Gassy Fruitcake Bitch has also been identified loudly accusing students of eating and speaking in the library, and threatening to tell on them.

Such organizations as RUDE (Ridding (vic of it's) Uncouth Disgusting Enhabitants) work to rid the Victoria college campus of the Gassy Fruitcake Bitch. The president has recently stated that they will have to redouble efforts due to the extreme presence of her lipstick, which has canceled a year's worth of work.

One Victoria student has expressed his fear, "I don't mind her that much, I'm just scared she'll fart on me." Perhaps she'll marry Brendt and they will fart on each other's heads.
"Gassy Fruitcake Bitch sightings have reached an all-time high this week."
by s-h April 1, 2008
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fruitcake

a gay or straight man who acts like a homo sexual. someone of tight pants origins.
DANH CAT PHAM is a big fruitcake.
by churroman June 21, 2008
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Fruitcake

A gay person or an idiot who thinks they are their opposite respective sex.
Oh hey look, there's a fruitcake parade in New York today.
by Shizzles Man August 24, 2019
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Fruitcake

Beside being used as an Adjective to refer a male who act like gay or his homosexuality, I’ve heard quite a few male bankers called their female superiors “ Fruitcake”.... They're referring their female superiors look pretty and sweet, but nothing in their brain. It’s an insulting chauvinist way of belittling women’s ability at workplace.
Male Banker A: She didn't approve this half-million loan and client went to our competitor. Can't beleive she's so into those risk management thingy. We need sales!

Male Banker B: Told ya, I always wodering about how did she get her banking licence. She's tatotally a "fruitcake"!
by LuvLuvLuv September 26, 2009
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