The straight-haired person's afro. Hair that sticks out in all directions like an afro only with straight hair instead of curly. Named after former Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. Joe-Fro is not cool. A smart person born with Joe-Fro is an early adopter of hair products.
1.
Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!
2.
For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!
2.
For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
by ocius1 May 29, 2009
A white boy Afro hairstyle. The combination of ELO and 'fro (EL-Fro) is a tribute to Jeff Lynne, who arguably holds the title of Best White Boy 'Fro of All Time.
by Longshore Cowboy September 08, 2010
Noun. A derivative of Anglo-Saxon and an afro hairdo. Basically any Caucasian person with a fro; that being a hairstyle in which the hair is allowed to grow naturally and to acquire a bushy appearance (first popular circa the late 1960s). Also denotes unruly, unkempt hair that behaves wildly regardless of attempts to control it; usually a problem for someone of Irish/Celtic descent, especially in inclement weather.
First known usage is attributed to the Dublin area in 2006.
First known usage is attributed to the Dublin area in 2006.
While hiking along the misty Cliffs of Mohr in County Clare, Audrey couldn't control her raging anglo fro, which ballooned above her like a dense, tawdry forest of red ringlets.
by littlegreyhound March 27, 2007
by 419pistolwippa419 June 16, 2008
as in scrotum fro, this is a condition in which a mans pubic hair becomes so thick and luscious it resembles an afro.
by darkmaster300 May 27, 2013
(male with Afro): Hey man!
(normal male): You're just a dirty Fro-boy.
or;
(male with Afro): You're gay
(normal male): Fuck off Fro-boy, before i cover you in yoghurt!
(normal male): You're just a dirty Fro-boy.
or;
(male with Afro): You're gay
(normal male): Fuck off Fro-boy, before i cover you in yoghurt!
by Joodie February 08, 2014