Fomosexual 

A person who has a fear of missing out on green candles; who is sexualy aroused by buying crypto currencies that are making Bullish moves

"Cuck McChadly is a true FOMOSEXUAL, he saw crypto making a run up, so he bought it"

Fomosexual by Wadzsquad Chad May 10, 2024

Fomosexual 

The gay friend who only ever answers "maybe" to an invitation until the last minute for fear of missing out on a better event.

Yet another "maybe" from Jeremy...these fomosexuals make it impossible to know exactly who is coming to dinner...

Fomosexual by Bachelor Gay July 5, 2024

Foslasexual 

Sexual attraction to men with long hair

A: "Im foslasexual!"
B: "Cool! I support."

Foslasexual by Vienna vavav May 25, 2025

fomosexuals 

Pretty the entire generation of rainbow children
Brainwashed by our you know supposedly
Say "modern" education system
To chop things off and put things in
Places other people, and other people's generations cringe at

Fomosexuals put emphasis on wild sexuality with new identities full of bizarre cognitive disorders

These goddamn fomosexuals are ruining America.

fomosexuals by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 6, 2025