footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

by JB July 7, 2003

fooling

to hook up with somebody or have sex with them.

did you hear about sam and adam fooling behind the bleachers the other day??

by dippincuts April 27, 2009

fraudulent footlong

a loot long wang thats been modified to equal a foot, usually by an extension, vacuum pump, or pills. etc.

girl 1: damn look at that cock on that white guy
Girl 2: nah that aint big hes got a fraudulent footlong

by The deal man May 20, 2009

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019

Five dollar footlong line

The wanting to snort a powdered sub sammich off of a man's genitals.

"Man, I did a five dollar footlong line off of Doug last night. It was intense."

by Rathboneee February 12, 2012

Subway $5 Footlong

Used to describe a mans large penis

Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."

by Vanilla Water November 9, 2017

A Lew Bear Footlong

A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies

When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong

by The Northern One October 10, 2021