Food

1. The only good thing about life, besides looking forward to death.
2. Includes bacon, chicken, cheese, fries, pies, cakes, dicks(for gay people or bisexual people) salads(for vegans), humans( cannibalism), and pets(Chinese food).

Make me some food slaves.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 24, 2017

Food

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

Food

Life. FOOD IS LIFE. AND IT GIVES LIFE.

Food. Give me food.

by BoltDAamazing April 10, 2017

Food

Food is life and needs to be treated carefully.

if you have food u should give compliments before eaten

by ms4lifez April 21, 2017

Food

The best thing in the whole world

Usually all u need to get in a relationship

Guy: hey girl want to go eat sometime...on me

Girl: did u say food...MARRY ME

by Yaezze June 14, 2017

Food

Heaven on Earth

"Hey, you wanna get some food?"
"You mean more heavenly awesomeness? Heck yeah!"

by Mr. Cool777 February 28, 2017

Food

Food,solves every problem you can’t think of .it a best friend that will never switch up on you and will always love you. And it can alway comfort you when times are hard and you don’t know what to do . Or your just hurngy .

Girl” i broke my ankle help”

Friends “ no help yourself

Food” I’m here I’ll make you feel better

by Tacos 🌮 February 10, 2018