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fluffer

Slang for a bullpen catcher. Similar to a pornstar's fluffer a bullpen catcher's job is to warm up the star behind the scences.
"Here comes the closer, I hope the fluffer got him ready."
by Stratton December 28, 2005
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fluffer

A lighter or torch used to spark another torch lighter that wont spark on its own.
This torch's full of butane but it won't spark. Pass me that fluffer so I can get it fired up.
by itslikeSeven711 August 29, 2018
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fluffer

the best job a girl can have sucking guys dick while they wait to fuck pornstars they use me to suck them they dont ask i dont refuse they dont care that im pretty or ugly and they call me dirty names pick me up slide inside me with out asking use me all they want often after the scene they use me till they are content the porn girls are down but i dont charge
i always wanted to be a fluffer my greatest dreams have come true
by onlyslutsforme May 1, 2020
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Fluffers

A combination of words you use when you have just heard something crazy.

To create:
1. An Action
2. An Object
3. A Name
Billy: I met Lady Gaga today!
Bob: Well fart on a biscuit and call me Sally!
Billy: That was an awesome Fluffer, Bob.

Tom: I just ate 19 donuts and 13 bananas.
Jerry: Well rip one on a rhino and call me Raymond!
Tom: Jerry, you just come up with the funniest fluffers!
by farts&biscuits November 27, 2011
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fluffer

A warm-up team before the big game
Miami Heat used Detroit Pistons as a fluffer before going for the NBA championship
by Felix Ed May 28, 2006
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Clown fluffer

An employee of a circus who's main job task is keeping a clown's penis erect through fellatio during show intervals.
'Damn, that clown fluffer's lips sure are red and swollen!'
by The_Word_Baker August 20, 2009
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Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
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