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flappy dunk

Adj. when you have a half boner and stick it in anyways

Things that can cause flappy dunk: excessive alcohol, non-attractive partner, mood-killing conversation, general inadequacy, among other. Please see your doctor if this happens too often.
Bro: "So how was your night? Did you get it in?"
You: "Yeah..but it was a flappy dunk, too much beer last night"
by Anthonyguy July 30, 2017
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1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob
That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks
by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012
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Floppy Disk

1: The English form of the German diskette.
2.An archaic storage medium. It stores computerised data magnetically, and the common 3 1/2 inch disk can store 1.44 Megabytes of information (AKA practically nothing). The even older 5 1/4 inch disk is (thankfully) no longer heard of.
They are subject to extreme amounts of murphy's law as they will always be full when needed, will always require formatting when it contains the only copy of any important document/christmas card list.
Hello floppy disk, bye bye sanity.
by regs_ October 28, 2004
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Flappy Doors

A loose opening to a female's nether region!
I was gunna much her box till i saw those flappy doors!
by Landon* December 14, 2005
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flipsy-doo

1. To simplistically re-direct any comment, question, statement etc., to the initial source by replacing the subject pronoun with an emphasised 'YOU', often with underlying irrelevant sexual connotations.

2. The exclamation made by the observer of 1, as well as the knock-on effect and pack mentality that often ensues.
Person 1: "Did you put my t-shirt somewhere?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it's in the corner"

Person 1: "I'll put YOU in the corner"

Person 3: "Flipsy-doo!"

Person 4, 5, 6 etc: "Flipsy-doo! Flipsy-doo!"
by jagjagjag123 November 7, 2011
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floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy
tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.
by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003
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Floppy Disk

A limp penis. When hard it is called a Hard Drive. Used by geeky or nerdy boys/men for pickup lines or while talking with their friends.
Guy 1: "She turns my floppy disk into a hard drive!"
Guy 2: "I can tell."

Guy: "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "What?!"
by NerdzGurl June 24, 2011
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