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Flint, MI

Flint is basically Michigan's incurable STD: you can manage it or pretend it's not that bad, but it's always there. Blight, violence, corruption, crime...you name it, Flint's got it. On the plus side, Flint is home to some of the cleanest, coolest, most refreshing water in the world.
"Hey Steve, wanna go to Flint, MI?"
"Nah man, drinking a whole gallon of bleach would be a much safer option."
by brbkillingmyself September 18, 2016
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Flint Michigan Fire drill

When people deep in the impoverished slum of Flint Michigan receive and eviction notice, they set their house on fire so they can catch and eat all the rats that run out.:Can also be done in other poor cities.
Rusty" Dude did you hear what happened to to Lyle?"
Tyrone" No, What happened?"
Rusty "they got an Eviction notice so they pulled a Flint Michigan fire drill"
by honkyhater69 March 29, 2011
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flintsters

Residents of Flint, Michigan; a decaying rabble of bricks and smokeless factory shells located north of Detroit.

A really safe city if you are a military commando armed to the teeth!!

But the flintsters, or flint homeboys continue to cruise it's pot hole filled streets enjoying it like a slice of heaven or hell in this urban gem of yet to hit the bottom: Michigan.
The flintsters were all huddled around the overturned trash can on the corner snorting crack and downing 40 ouncers of Old English Ale 800.
by Oz from Flint May 20, 2008
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Flint

Placed in Michigan, is not a city, is a big hood. A hive of basketball players; highest % of pro basket players per person.
"I'm a thug, I'm strong: I'm a Flint-stone"
by Kike January 11, 2005
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flint intercourse

"Flint intercourse is probably the best way not to get a girl pregnant."

"She didn't want to have sex, because her period was on. So, we flinted for about an hour."
by Rio Sosa October 20, 2006
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Flint, MI

Referring to the darkest, most desolate hellhole on the planet. Rival being Gary, IN. Worst place in America. Usually an insult.
Damn, bitch, yo town look like fucking Flint, MI!
by Stan McKay March 26, 2003
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flint

FLINT- now is the city with the highest violent crime rate in the country, with the highest number of murders in 2010, where the city is currently being investigated by the feds for wrongful use of grants, where the schools cant teach a gold fish to swim, and where the rivers are more horrid than three mile island, after the melt down, the hookers are plentiful in numbers and std's, the cash flow is so low drug dealers trade drugs instead of buying and selling, the most commonly seen t shirt is " flint, our crack whores cant beat your crack whores" every car has a flint bumper sticker that says " flint" with a gun for the L

what a place to call home,
damn that crack whore is beating that other crack whore up

i live in the hood, flint

damn it smells, we must be in flint

wow that fish has three eyes, and 2 legs, it must be from the flint river
by flint native October 11, 2011
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