Ned Flanders

Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.

1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.

2) Ned Flanders that ho.

3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.

4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.

5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.

by The Adventurers August 6, 2009

Screw Flanders

1. A poster a New wOw Order that thinks he is cool but in reality is a one-note tool.
2. What really killed Jesus.
3. A fucktard.

Screw Flanders makes baby Jesus cry.

by Brandon Downard November 25, 2003

Screw Flanders

(noun) a human inflicted with mental retardation that can only find sexual gratification with farm animals.

Hey! What's that humping my cow? Oh, it's just SCREW FLANDERS again.

by William Johnson November 24, 2003

Screw Flanders

1. A poster nobody cares about who enjoys posting definitions of himself on the Internet, then claiming "it wasn't me".

2. An insult used towards rubbish posters on wrestling boards.

1. Why is this thread so crap? Oh, Screw Flanders started it.

2. "This thread is Screw Flanders-bad."

by Joe Wilson November 27, 2003

Screw Flanders

Some guy that posts really cool stuff at WWFE and wOw and OO.

Screw Flanders is awesome.

by Reeks Of Awesomeness November 25, 2003

Flanderous

The disease in which a lesbian cannot go a day without wearing her flannel.

Dude, I think I have flanderous. I haven't taken this flannel in 2 years.

by Kawalshicky October 9, 2017

Flanderism

Religion that prohibits shaving of facial hair that pays respects to the Flander god accepting of all sexuality's and genders.

Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave

3. like good people
4. Love flander

I love Flanderism he's my god.

by Flanderism August 19, 2021