fantastrophe

fan·tas·tro·phe
A moment or circumstance in fantasy sports that suggests a significant loss that could pertain to a performance, player, owner or match-up.

My draft was a fantastrophe.

by winreaper April 13, 2014

Fatstard

A obese male that wears his clothes too tight and let's his muffin top hang all out. A fatstard is also a obese male that wears saggin' pants without wearing underwear. The fatstard has no consideration for the people who are blinded by his enormous ass crack and muffin top.

Friend 1. "Wow that fatstard has a huge, smelly ass crack!"

Friend 2. "Hey you fucking fatstard pull up your damn pants!!"

Girl 1. " Omg Tim is such a gay fatstard. Does he not know that he is too fat to wear skinny jeans?! "

Girl 2. "Ewww his muffin top is disgusting."

by Male Romper May 26, 2017

Fantaboarding

The act of sticking an entire 2 liter of Fanta inside of your rectum then proceeding to lie on your back with your legs behind your head and shaking your ass until it spews forth onto your own towel covered face.

Bro, tubgirl isn't that bad. She was just fantaboarding herself.

by Dr Jack PhD December 5, 2023

fantastamabar

So good it kicks you in the face like a punch to the gut.

That salt was effen fanstastamabar!

Oh my god that movie was fantastamabar! It was the GOAT

by Kazzinator December 17, 2023

Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

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Michael: Perfection.

"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

by JimGordon November 3, 2020