failtacular

a fail so epic its almost a win

Tyler: I love the song "Somebody Like You" by the Scorpions.
Me: It's "No One Like You."
Tyler: No it's not.
Me: Yeah it is.
Tyler: You know what? I'll ask my mom. Mom, Is it "Somebody Like You" or "No One Like You."
Mom: "No One Like You."
Tyler: Oh you're right it's "Nobody Like You."
Me: Actually it's "No One Like You."
Tyler: No you're wrong!!!! Let me ask my mom again. MOM?!
Mom: Yeah it's "No One Like You."
Tyler: WHAT THE @#^$!
Me: Wow Tyler, Failtacular.

by tranchemonsta March 23, 2009

Failtality

A blended word derived from the combination of Fatality and Fail, a "Failtality" occurs when someone dies in the course of a Fail.

A: This one guy fell of his bike while trying to show off for some chicks and hurt his leg meat real bad!
B: Fail!!
A: He also died!
B: Failtality!!!

by Natas 1976 October 15, 2009

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009

fajetables

1. Basically a sentence enhancer, although it can be used as a curse
2. A fun way to say vegetables.

"Dude, melting snow is so fajetables!"

by plies January 28, 2008

facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

failtastic

a fail so epic it is actually more impressive than completing the task correctly

Andrea: I tried to fit an enormous squirt of whipped cream in my mouth.
Katie: Did you?
Andrea: No, it fell onto someone else's pants.
Katie: FAIL. no wait FAILTASTIC

by smydfailure April 9, 2009

Failtard

A word derived from fail.

Simply put, it means that the person it was directed to is fail, and also a retard hence failtard.

It is usually used when someone says something that is utter fail and is also retarded.

Person One: OMFGBBQROX, did you see that?

Person Two: *sigh* Fucking failtard.

by Andiie January 12, 2010