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Faceplace

Faceplace a place for a face in the vagina area childrens faces leave the place (vagina) male faces sometimes female faces go to the said place (vagina)
by Gi-Jo-Maker September 26, 2021
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FACEPLANT

FACEPLANT or FACE-PLANT

FACEPLANT happens when you fixate with whatever is on your phone's screen for too long.
Sorry Officer, I didn't see what happened; I had my faceplanted to the phone!
by Icky-Thump December 1, 2022
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Frogger Faceplant

When an individual (usually a Bro) repeatedly attempts to sprint across a busy dual carriageway or high-traffic road, mimicking the 80s arcade game Frogger. The act inevitably culminates in the runner losing their footing and eating pavement in front of oncoming vehicles, forcing horrified bystanders to stop traffic and rescue them from their own stupidity.
“We were just trying to enjoy the Ogoh-Ogoh parade, but Chad kept trying to dodge scooters like he was invincible. He made it across twice, but on the third trip, he performed a total Frogger Faceplant right in front of a Blue Bird taxi. We had to drag him out of the lane before he got flattened.”
by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026
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