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Frosted Flake

The sexual act where a woman rides a man until he cums inside of her. Then she pushes his load back out and all over his stomach, where he lets it dry until it flakes off.
My GF Frosted Flaked me last night, it was GRrrrrrrreat!
by Cocoduck1991 June 24, 2016
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Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.
Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020
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frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)
Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.
by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020
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Frosted Flakes

A cereal that tastes good without milk, but becomes a gross, soggy mess when you add it.
Little Kid: “Mom! My Frosted Flakes got all gross and soggy! They’re so much better without milk!”
by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023
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Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
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Frosted Flake

A person who displays sketchy behavior while under the influence of cocaine.
Don't you go sellin' that man coke!
He turn into a frosted flake faster than Tony the Tiger!
by Leon The Liger April 8, 2022
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Frosted Flakes

When one ejaculates into the hair of someone who has dandruff.
Damn girl take care of your scalp, I ain’t trying to make Frosted Flakes today.
by LazarusBob August 23, 2020
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