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feces troll

A famous troll who has been spamming channels on IRC for about 3 years now. Nobody can figure out why he does it - it doesn't annoy anyone, and he almost always gets banned, or sometimes even g-lined, within seconds of joining a channel. His style is simple: he joins a channel, and spouts off all of the synonyms he can think of for "poop." He goes by a variety of nicknames, all of which relate to poop, including excrete, manure, diarrhea, turd, stool_sample, and many more. Not sticking to one particular channel or group of channels, he joins a wide variety of channels - usually by following an op who has banned him from another channel. He has been seen on all of the major networks and has been g-lined from all of them on more than one occasion. He can be mildly amusing at times, so if you need a quick chuckle, keep your eyes open for someone who matches this description!
excrete has joined #linux
<excrete> feces
<excrete> manure
<excrete> bowel movement
** excrete takes a dump
**excrete has quit IRC (killed (piggy (feces troll)))
by scatological January 11, 2010
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feces pieces

Small pieces of excrement which look similar to the deification produced by a rabbit or deer. These are generally the same size and shape of the common candy called "Reece's Pieces". This word is also pronounced similarly to the way the name of the candy is pronounced. Sometimes turds can consist of feces pieces that are packed together.
"I just took a huge dump and it was all just a bunch of feces pieces"
by the P.L.K. April 19, 2010
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feces pieces

The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.
Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.
by jonnywords November 21, 2010
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Feces pieces

Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.
by Dadgad September 29, 2014
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feces folio

I knew there was going to be trouble when I made the boss' feces folio.
by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010
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Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.
Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.
by Spic Dickuloid December 8, 2020
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Feces Penthouse

Placement of the cat box off the floor, in order to prevent the dog from eating the cat turds. The higher the better, preferably.
Have you scooped the feces penthouse? It looks fully occupied.
by fritz_lapook September 27, 2009
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