When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.
"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014
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Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019
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when U eat sometin good, delicious, expensive even shit. F U like it and yo wanna keep it as long as possible N ur ass.
you have to call it expensive shit.
you have to call it expensive shit.
knocking da bathroom door
me: WTF who knockin da fuckin door
my gf: yo nigga dats me
me:wat up wid ya?
her: wat cha doin?
me:I throwin my expensive shit
I throwin down $270.59 N da toilet
she said: ga da fuck uraher, yo throwin muh money dat I paid 4 da dinna mothafuckah
me: WTF who knockin da fuckin door
my gf: yo nigga dats me
me:wat up wid ya?
her: wat cha doin?
me:I throwin my expensive shit
I throwin down $270.59 N da toilet
she said: ga da fuck uraher, yo throwin muh money dat I paid 4 da dinna mothafuckah
by gangsta niggaz January 21, 2011
Get the expensive shit mug.An unfortunate condition where a person tends to pick out the most expensive item available. If they are given a choice of ten different items, they could pick an item with their eyes closed and it would still be the most expensive item.
My friend has Expensive Shopper Syndrome. I showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!
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Get the explosive diarrhea mug.I was going to go on holiday to Italy this year, but with the rate of the pound against the euro it would have been prohibitively expensive
by ploppie db February 16, 2010
Get the prohibitively expensive mug.Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.
by nUk July 27, 2005
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