Exclamation point

When you're on your period, but it's so much worse.

Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021

Exclamation safe

A coworker or fellow professional who also frequently uses exclamation points in emails, which makes you feel comfortable with your exclamation point usage.

"I'm so glad my boss uses exclamation points too in formal emails, she makes me feel exclamation safe"

by sahararogers September 15, 2022

exclamation poop

When you fart and a small poop comes out at the end.

Daniel was surprised by the exclamation poop at the end of his fart.

by Trailer Chimp October 5, 2022

exzoomation

To dig up a corpse in a huge hurry.

When Huckleberry Finn and da townspeople went to dig up Peter Wilks's coffin to check for his tattoo, it was thunder, lightning, and pouring rain, so they made it an exzoomation so that they could all get back indoors as soon as possible.

by QuacksO February 24, 2026

Premature Exclamation

Sending of a message (usually text message) that you haven't finished writing, sent due to wrongly pressing the "send" button.

Dad: thanks for the sex

WHAT?

Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)

by fabtab March 19, 2012

Alaskan Exfoliation

The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.

Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.

by anonfoxer December 3, 2020

Athena Exclamation (アテナエクスクラメーション《Atena Ekusukuramesshonn》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Athena Exclamation (アテナエクスクラメーション《Atena Ekusukuramesshonn》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025