Ewan

STAY AWAY FROM EWAN (unless your gay.) Ewan is a sort of person who will go around jumping on any dicks he can find, he is also referred to as a gay man whore. Ewan is a deeply racist person. Hhu if you have a dick over 7"

Ewan! Come jump on my white 8" inch dick!

by Biglicker16 November 28, 2019

Ewan

A prick.
Seriously.
Just a prick.

John: Ewan is such a Ewan
Jill: What does that mean?
John: He’s a prick.

by Ewan Cain October 28, 2019

Ewan

A little fat neek who disrespected grandpas kitchen. Ewan's are often found trying to go shedding but not allowed because of the up most disrespect they have to grandpa

"Little neek ewan, talk smak and there will be two hits one me hitting you in the face the other you hitting the floor"

by Not ewan semark October 30, 2019

Ewan

A fat ugly weirdo that has no friends and eats his mums poo and dads corps

Oh My God Ewan is such a EWAN!

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 9, 2019

pulling a Ewan

When "pulling a Ewan" you fumble the bag; not being able to be with someone you like; making the other person lose interest in you

Josh: Hey Greg, I think this girl that really liked me is losing interest in me.

Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.

by Corbonnn April 13, 2022

ewan mcgregor

a hot scottish actor who is partial to exposing his penis in films

omg i hear brad pitt is going to pull a ewan mcgregor in his next movie

by kady March 31, 2005

Dirty Ewan

When in the gym training a dumbbell falls on your feet leaving you in pain as you bend over to pick it up someone drives a kettle bell up your ass

I went to the gym for a dirty ewan

by JonBranchett March 31, 2020