eugene

A Eugene is a male person who is always ready for a school shooting. He commonly keeps his AK hidden away in his backpack for when he feels it is time to use it on the unsuspecting students around him.

When Eugene reaches into his backpack, you better start running.

by Eugene Detective June 18, 2018

Eugene

(Eugene, Oregon:) The land of filthy hippies, hobos and rain. Tied for first place with humbolt county as best marijuana grow spot in the U.S.A.

(in Futurama: after Bender steps onto the planet of bums) oh ive been here before! oh no . .im just thinking of Eugene, Oregon..

(In The Simpsons: after lisa, carl and lenny, respectivly playing the parts of sacagewea, lewis and clark, stare out over the Pacific)
Lisa: It's beautiful!!! (cue torrential downpour)
Lenny: and we'll call it, Eugene, Oregon!

(on the eastcoast of the U.S :) where the fuck is Yew-jean Ory-gon??

(In Amsterdam:) Aww man, your from Eugene, Oregon? killer product man. .

by hoesnotshmoes January 7, 2011

Eugene

A boy who is very weird and cringy.

Matthew is a Eugene.

by p0kemon12 August 1, 2016

Eugene

A group of people known as weirdos. They can be found on the Internet, school, and other places where they are described as disturbing. Eugene's are the second most disturbing and creepiest people on the internet besides feminests.

Birdman likes to roast all the Eugenes.

I just want to say this to all Eugenes. "Fuck you!"

by Fuck Eugenes August 1, 2016

eugene

A person who is planning to shoot a school. Eugenes will commonly wear fedoras.

Eugene is reaching into his bag, run!

by Swegory December 31, 2016

eugene

a very nice and caring sweet guy who only deserves the best bc he is very good :) also super fun

eugenes cute ig ;)

by parkwhore June 25, 2019

Eugene

A guy who likes girls like Jing Yi, yet do not have the balls to admit it and resort to staring at them secretly, whilst dreaming of having sex with them.

That guy is such a Eugene!
Yeah, he can't keep his eyes off me!

by Paul Muad'dib September 27, 2011