A Eugene is a male person who is always ready for a school shooting. He commonly keeps his AK hidden away in his backpack for when he feels it is time to use it on the unsuspecting students around him.
by Eugene Detective June 19, 2018
(Eugene, Oregon:) The land of filthy hippies, hobos and rain. Tied for first place with humbolt county as best marijuana grow spot in the U.S.A.
(in Futurama: after Bender steps onto the planet of bums) oh ive been here before! oh no . .im just thinking of Eugene, Oregon..
(In The Simpsons: after lisa, carl and lenny, respectivly playing the parts of sacagewea, lewis and clark, stare out over the Pacific)
Lisa: It's beautiful!!! (cue torrential downpour)
Lenny: and we'll call it, Eugene, Oregon!
(on the eastcoast of the U.S :) where the fuck is Yew-jean Ory-gon??
(In Amsterdam:) Aww man, your from Eugene, Oregon? killer product man. .
(In The Simpsons: after lisa, carl and lenny, respectivly playing the parts of sacagewea, lewis and clark, stare out over the Pacific)
Lisa: It's beautiful!!! (cue torrential downpour)
Lenny: and we'll call it, Eugene, Oregon!
(on the eastcoast of the U.S :) where the fuck is Yew-jean Ory-gon??
(In Amsterdam:) Aww man, your from Eugene, Oregon? killer product man. .
by hoesnotshmoes January 07, 2011
A group of people known as weirdos. They can be found on the Internet, school, and other places where they are described as disturbing. Eugene's are the second most disturbing and creepiest people on the internet besides feminests.
by Fuck Eugenes March 11, 2016
by Swegory January 01, 2017
by parkwhore June 25, 2019
A guy who likes girls like Jing Yi, yet do not have the balls to admit it and resort to staring at them secretly, whilst dreaming of having sex with them.
by Paul Muad'dib September 27, 2011