enderkam

enderkam is the best couple in the whole entire universe and ender is so sexc and a babie that i love so much i would cum and die for him at the same time, babie if u see this i love u so much cutie sexc hottie perfect my love swagger sexc heheheheh

enderkam is so ughhhhhhhhh *cums*

by enderkam swag poggers October 28, 2020

Mile Ended

Montreal district called the Mile End where everyone knows each other. Getting mile ended includes getting an iced coffee at Olympico, pool hopping, drinking in the park, getting a bagel, sitting on a balcony drinking, buying a second hand book, getting fresh fruit at the Fruitery, stoping at Navarino while running into everyone you know.

Ah man all I want to do is get mile ended today and sit on my balcony.

by jajaja111 July 13, 2011

endangered tang

The slightly tangy, gamey taste present in the flesh of endangered animals, which lends a delicious and subtle flavor to the meat.

Found in endangered species of all varieties, including sea turtle, giant panda, mountain gorilla, rhinoceros, condor, and river catfish.

Frank: "Does anybody want any more catfish?"

Charlie: "Yo dude, definitely give me another one of those. They're delicious! And you can taste that sort of endangered tang."

by squizz222 November 28, 2011

September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.

The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.

by danarak September 5, 2007

ender wiggin

the ultimate pest exterminator

if u have an infestation of Formics, call Ender Wiggin to bug bomb them, of course there's no reason to since they're harmless

by the red ninja September 30, 2007

endaznie

a meaningless but emphatic expression used in the end of a sentence or a phrase to mark a joke or an obvious fail. Endaznie is usually pronounced louder and emphatic in the end of a sentence that makes no sense. It is commonly used in the language of the people of Belene in Bulgaria. Most of the world outside Bulgaria doesn't even suspect of this strong expression.

- Guess what I had for breakfast today?
- What?
- Shit!...Endaznieee

- Which school did you go to?
- Your mother's vagina!...ENDAZNIIIIEEE

- Hey, Ivosh!
- What?
- Endaznieeee!

by cephei April 26, 2011

double ended dildo

A dildo that has two ends used for simultaneous sexual pleasure. Can be used for both vaginal or anal penetration. Used between 2 vaginas, 2 asses and 1 vagina and 1 ass.

Sex is the best between two girls with a double ended dildo. Otherwise, its not complete or fair.

by HornySexLover October 25, 2007