nut sack empathy

The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.

A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"

by emlescure August 28, 2017

Post-Apocalyptic empathy

When a person who has lived through a great number of hardships in life shows the appropriate amount of baseline empathy, but the empathetic expression is couched in a level of practicality, survival and utilitarianism.

Jean-Claude Van Damme did a great job at conveying post-apocalyptic empathy in the 1989 movie Cyborg. There are small moments where he conveys great emotional responses in only split second intervals because he's mostly having to continue kicking ass.

by milesgilesniles May 18, 2020

crib note empathy

Faking expressions of understanding and sharing the feelings of another, especially in difficult situations. Indicating the need for a person to use crib notes so they can pretend to understand and share another person's feelings, experiences, and emotions. Parallel to the idiom crocodile tears that indicates feigning sorrow towards another.

We were asked to surface our grievances during the meeting, and all he offered us was crib note empathy.

by Spartacus9000 February 26, 2018

too much for a lil empathy

Giving someone too much credit than they deserve

person1: "...but after last night and what she did for me i owe that much right now"
person2: "ur giving her too much for a lil empathy"

by dirty santa hooker January 14, 2007

Empathy

You are still doing that wrong. And your petty obstinacy has literally gotten children killed.

Hym "You don't need empathy from me either. You don't actually do it properly. And the reason she hasn't heard a fat-cock call a woman a whore because 'whore' usually has the word 'CHEATING' before it. And you're not cheating on the fat-cocks with the baby-dicks. Go head. You can test it yourself. Go cheat on a fat-cock with a baby-dick and let him find out about it. I can almost guarantee he will call you a whore... Or he's already fucking other women, because like, why would he settle for just you when he can fuck you and every other girl he meets? De facto caste system."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Selective Empathy

That counts as a citation.

Hym "Ultra-Omega Psychology Genius! That entire segment about selective empathy is downstream from my thing! How am I THIS GOOD at everything!? I have to have like 1 million citations at this point. Wait, is it 937 kills or is it 937 PhDs? Assists? No, that would suck. 937 isn't a lot of assists...So, it's gotta be PhDs. 937 PhDs! The single greatest psychologizer in the history of humanity!"

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Empathy

CORRECT Hodge twins! Very good! I explained that 8 years ago!

Hym "Yessir! My thing on empathy is correct! Perfect conceptualization of things! Woooo!"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023