squat n eddied

whens something like a shits happens to you

I have been squat n eddied

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

edmentum

The worst schooling website ever created, a glorified slideshow. Many schools subjected their students to this torture following the COVID-19 pandemic as many were forced to do remote learning. Edmentum works slide by slide, teaching students the same coursework they learned last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.

Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.

by Russlol November 3, 2021

Eddie Haskell

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.

I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!

by The Wiz! June 28, 2010

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009

The Eddie D Flick

When you are masturbating and as your hand comes back down the shaft, your thumb sticks around to do a back to front and front to back flick. This is especially helpful if 1)you are not aroused, but want to be, 2) are on cam and making those tips or 3)masturabate 6 hours a day. Named after the great chaturbator eddieds, who is a genius at it.

I am so tired today, I don't think i've got another one in me, oh I know, I'll do the Eddie D Flick. Awww much better.

by Imyourbud November 27, 2016

eddie torrez

An extra testicle. This was from one of the cheech and chong movies.

People said Bob had an eddie torrez because he had an extra testicle.

by Du27 Pwned J00 August 17, 2004

eddiemurphosize

eddiemurphosize

verb;
to metamorphosize from a previously edgy, risque, sharp, funny personality into a safe, weak, lame, often gutless shadow of that former self.

Provenance: the declining quality of American actor and comedian Eddie Murphy's oeuvre throughout the years (see: Daddy Day Care, Meet Dave, Norbit)

Etymology:
From US English eddiemurphy (Eddie Murphy): funny man in purple leather suit +

metamorphosize - Greek (metamórphōsis): to undergo a transformation, a change.

Alternate, although incorrect spelling:

eddiemorphosize

Common misspellings:
eddiemurphysize (refers to something which is the size of Eddie Murphy)

You: <insert lame joke here>
Crazy Pete (me): You used to be cool...

You've eddiemurphosized, man...

by CrzyPete August 21, 2009