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Emp

When a guy or anyone says smd . Tel them this emp or lmp

Emp=way my pussy
Lmp:lick my pussy
by anonymous September 17, 2020
mugGet the Empmug.

Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).
Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night
by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021
mugGet the Russian EMPmug.

EMP

A joined EMP clan and ranked 1
by EMP WARRIOR October 14, 2020
mugGet the EMPmug.

Attention EMP

An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.
Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.
by Phorkus October 19, 2016
mugGet the Attention EMPmug.

Emp-AI-thy

(noun) – Simulated compassion that feels real until you remember it’s code.
“His Emp-AI-thy was flawless — the chatbot even paused like it cared.”
by ms7 October 12, 2025
mugGet the Emp-AI-thymug.

empes

A weird hoe who everyone somehow still loves and is friends with
Omg he/she is such a empest
by Empesser May 22, 2021
mugGet the empesmug.

emp

used to show emphasis or agreement with a statement
by Googlyboogly November 2, 2020
mugGet the empmug.

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