evansdale elementary

A grade school known by all former 10 year olds as the school with no spirit and teachers who probably smoke weed monthly.
I went to evansdale elementary as a kid and a teacher tried to convince me to put weed into my everyday life.
by Hey666 September 03, 2015
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elementary crush

When someone has extreme affections for girl/boy when he/she
thinks it's too early to have a crush.
Example:
Bob: Y'know the guy who always gets awkward when someone talks about girls?
Fred: Steve?
Bob: Yeah. He has a total elementary crush on Sarah.
by Elementary Crushed August 26, 2009
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Briarwood Elementary

A school where in Mr Fritz class Kane likes paisley
Yo Briarwood Elementary is weird..
by Oxioth0 November 07, 2019
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Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
by Ryan Sprinkle April 30, 2007
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big shanty elementary

A boring ass school that can suck my dick and it got spiders everywhere you fucking step and Dr.Kelly the principal is a dumb ass bitch and she’s ugly as fuck
by FerrellC February 15, 2019
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Warwick elementary school

The sucky elementary that the stupid principal of 2019 changed it (im not spelling that long of the stupid principle). She takes people ideas that’s she shut down, she like to take away theme songs and make her, her own. And take away all the Traditions, and we all know that the teachers Secretly hate her. Oh and where detention after school is aloud and like a prison.
See that girl on Jamison road, I heard it’s Warwick elementary school and really sucky. I wish I would never be there
by Unknown (insta person_ak) November 14, 2019
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Elementary school

A crappy place where you're treated like a pile of poop.
by acur February 02, 2018
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