Faria Elementary

The school in Cupertino where only the smartest asians go. 99% Asian, and highest API score in Cali.

Whoaaa you went to Faria Elementary? Damnnn no wonder ur so smart

by NO LYFE February 9, 2013

Centennial elementary

A place where the teachers are communists

It’s the Soviet Union in a nutshell

Kids sweat over roblox and they have to share everything

The janitors are nazi
It’s worse than prison

It basically a concentration camp

Centennial elementary Is full of commies

by Riffer27 September 16, 2019

James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.

White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.

by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020

sacred heart elementary school

Basically a concentration camp do not send your kids here unless you want your children to be depressed and suicidal. Better off sending your kid to some ghetto school because the education probably is better since all the teachers are dumb as fuck. The principle is 900 years old and will personally attack ur child most likely. Basically this school is like spending 10 years in hell.

Ew shit this place is like sacred heart elementary school

Ugh I hate school. Bitch stfu I went to sacred heart elementary school it can’t be that bad

by Hopesbrownies68 October 16, 2017

Davis elementary

The worst elementary school in all of cfbisd's school district. Know for it fucking broken bathrooms, shitty principles and a shit ton of ipads and chromebooks

Dont talk to them they went to davis elementary

by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019

Mountain View Elementary

A school that could’ve cared less about their students up until they got in trouble a few years ago for having mold in their school’s walls. They also have a creepy ass principal who still dresses like she is a business woman in the 80s; she also dyes her hair black and hasn’t changed her hair style in 7 years. All the parents of the students are either rednecks, parents who couldn’t give two shits, or over protective parents who make their kids watch kids YouTube till 8th grade.

Person1 “ what elementary school did you go to?”
Person2: “Mountain View Elementary ”
Person1: “THATS WHY YOU STILL WATCH THEM SLIME VIDEOS”

by Ricebitch100 April 1, 2019

Green Gables Elementary

An elementary school in Federal Way, Washington. A school that is a split level and has a large field and playground in the back. The school averages about 380 students and serves as a PK-5. The minority enrollment is usually between 60-70 percent which is pretty good country-wise but may be low for the area of federal way which is extremely diverse. The student-teacher ratio is 16:1 which is better than that of the district. The student population is usually around 50-55 percent female and 45-50 percent male. The school averages around 24 full-time teachers 1 full-time school counselor.

wow! Green Gables Elementary has been helping my kids reading skills a lot lately.

Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021