Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

Dyslexic jackass

can’t spell for shit and probably will bald at 19

Dam bro look at that dyslexic jackass

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

Dyslexic by accident

Somebody who misreads something

"Don't judge him, he's dyslexic by accident"

by KP2003 March 25, 2020

Dyslexic Fetish

A young woman, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with Dyslexics men.

Also, Females that hunt dyslexics because they are known as incredible lovers. Usually they have big penises

She was a groupie with a Dyslexic Fetish, but she never got past blowing the Dyspraxia.

by BigDiggerNick April 12, 2022

dyslexic chariot

When you have two bitches by there nappy ass hair from behind, and your scatter brain cant decide which ass canal to stab so you just stick a toe in each asshole and hang the fuck on...

I grabbed shaneka and yolanda by there fake ass weaves and did a dyslexic chariot across the living room floor.

by Erich Bastel June 12, 2007

blind dyslexic

Proformning a stupid act, over the simplest thing.

Scott felt like a blind dyslexic over the sport's play he saw five minutes ago.

by scott mccowan January 3, 2009

dyslexic baws

When a dyslexic person does something wrong and people blame their dyslexia because their dyslexic and because dyslexia means stupid.

"Lewis burned down the school...."

"He's dyslexic but"

"Aw that makes sense"

or

"Haha david has a big chin what a dyslexic baws"

by Aladdin Bin Laden November 25, 2007