A mental disorder which causes a person to place their left-over meal into the lid of a take-home box at a local restaurant. Although the top and bottom may look similar, any person with this disorder will consistently choose the wrong side. Although symptoms are typically mild, if left untreated, results may include the following:
a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car.
b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator.
c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states).
a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car.
b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator.
c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states).
Doggie-Bag Dyslexia.
by Justin Cccccccc March 2, 2006
Get the Doggie-Bag Dyslexia mug.what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning
with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
by jtchand May 13, 2006
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When you try to say something and you mix the words up or the letters.
Dyslexia with words.
Almost a Tongue Twister
Dyslexia with words.
Almost a Tongue Twister
Instead of:
Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:
Going cigarette to have an outside.
Instead of:
Lets call Jennifer
You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:
Going cigarette to have an outside.
Instead of:
Lets call Jennifer
You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
by xSkittlerx October 23, 2010
Get the Verbal Dyslexia mug.1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.
2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?
ugh.. I meant bird is the word*
Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.
2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?
ugh.. I meant bird is the word*
Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.
2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
by Joy Rising April 22, 2010
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*As a car passes by a restaurant called "DJ's Fish Fry"*
Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"
Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"
Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."
Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"
Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"
Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."
by Marti P. B. July 15, 2009
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